[posted 6.23.11]
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SURPRISE!
Today, as I stumbled through my blog, adding a new html code discovery [note to self - add html to all other blogs...], I was unpleasantly surprised to find this lonely, loner post. I know this is my blog, and considering the minimal posts posted throughout its lifetime, I shouldn't have been totally surprised, but - believe me or not; ruin my rep or not - I truly did just (7.4.11) FIND - this little treasure.
Which, upon this moment of way too comfortable confusion...
I think:
- did a guest blogger invade my site and post this gibberish?
- did Blogger run the fate of facebook and was momentarily invaded by 9th grade typing flunkees?
- wtf?
- who wrote this? not me, surely?
and then (now)... taking some responsibility:
- i obviously must have astrally channeled a new genre, perhaps, flarf II, and/or The Reduced Haiku.
- did i begin a blog moments before a neurological blackout?
- did i have a neurological blackout on 6.23.11 at 11:10am?
and then-then (now-now)... seeing things in a more lucid light:
- ahhhh, the same person who's been sneaking into my apartment while I'm sleeping or at doc appointments, or on my mad dating schedule (wink, wink), and hiding my debit card, prescription glasses and sunglasses, clean underwear, fresh-made coffee, lighter, my big pink glass full with water, the melanie who did go to the gym to restart aqua therapy, my cat... you get the (scary) picture.
I'm so glad I figured this one out - now-now-now.
